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The rules here are simple. . .
Chrissippoo stood outside of the monsterous structure looking up at it in awe. There were many people going in and out of it. To him it looked like a little factory. As he looed higher up he repeated to himself what the sign said, "Wal-mart."
Actually it said Al-Mat but he didn't care it was where he needed to be. As he entered he looked around and thought, "There must be a hundred people here at least. How am I gonna seek through the portal?"
As he looked for it he saw something that caught his eye, something rare and wonderful. As he held it up someone yelled, "He's got Yu-gi-oh packs!!!!!!!!" He reached and took the last of them and ran off in search of the portal. As he looked back he saw he was being followed by a group of kids, not older then 14. He tried to lose them but every aisle he went down they were there. Finally they had him trapped and one said to him, "Give us the cards and youwon't get hurt."
"You really think you can beat me?" He said laughing as he put his duffle bag and suitcase down and said to them, just make sure you stay out of the guys, I don't want you getting hurt." They both ran to an empty shelf nearby. One kid ran at him and lunged to attack hitting Chrissippoo in the chin. As the boy withdrew his fist from Chrissippoo's chin he laughed and said, "This can't be over that fast. As he went to shrug his shoulders a low evil laugh was heard, "Is that all you got kid, 'cause if so then we have nothing to worry about." He said as he kicked the boy who slid across the ground right to the feet of one of his friends. The boys scattered leaving their friend on the ground and Chrissippoo realized that could only mean one thing, they were getting the gaurds after him so he got his bags and ran to the dressing room. He checked the number twice and ran in. as he knocked the door down he said, "Sorry ma'am." As the woman fled he went through not knowing what would happen when he got out the other side but he didn't care. He wasn't leaving anything important behind, his mother who had the worst memory in the world, his drunken dad, his constantly complaining grandmother, as he thought of these he was wondering how long it would take to get to Maplewoods and when he could start to forget his past life in the mortal world.
@ 11:11 p.m.
"Wai! WAI Wai wai even!" Julie held a letter high above her head and twirled about happily "Ma! Maoooooomh! I got a letter! Its from Maplewoods!" Pausing in a bowlegged pose to keep from falling over dizzy she waved her envelope at her mother whom just looked up from the couch curiously.
"Thats wonderful, but, whos Maplewoods?" Julie blinked *blinkieblinku* Who was Maplewoods? Her mother didnt know? Crestfallen she held the letter up agian and scanned it.
"To tell you the truth I have no idea who she is. . ." Her mother only rolled her eyes as Julie ran her fingers over the wax seal imprinted with a pinetree on it "She has to be a rich, who else could aford stationary like this?" Trying in vain to open it withoug ripping the seal she finaly lost her pacients and put her teeth to the envelope ripped the side off spitting it to the side, opening the leter quickly
Dear Julie,
We are proud to anounce that you have been acepted to Maplewoods School of Miscellanios Magics. The moment you touched the page of this letter the analasis for wich House you would be in started. This process may take up to several minutes to complete so please be pacient and read on while you wait. This new service was installed into our letters quite recently to save you time and fabric when you go to buy your school uniform.
*blinkieblinku* "What the heck?" She went over to sit by her mother, whom, being the nosie woman she was, looked obviously over her sholder staring at the paper. "Has ta be some kinda joke-" No sooner were the words out of her mouth then more writing began to apear on the page.
We understand you come from an abnormal home, and that no one else in your family has ever show any potential for magic. With this in mind we have sent your StatusReport holding all your information about you since you were born, to the FairyFausterFoundation knowing full well that you have no non mudane forms of curency to your name. A loving couple of Faeries have taken pitty apon you and have left the following few words for you::
Dear Pitiful Human Female,
We have over looked your StatusReport and have decided to fund your schooling. Its such a shame that you were born human, things will be hard for you but just remember, no matter how old you get, we will always remian young, and will be here for you, unless we are busy. So please dont worrie about your tuition for the school or supplies, we have left you a Navi-Express, acepted where all Mistress cards are acepted. The credit card will be more then enough to take care of you until the day you drop dead. Just remember, we cant love you, were imortal and your not. If you ever have any problems and would like to contact us we would love to hear from you. We probably will never acknolage your brif existance on this earth again and we sertinly will never have the horror to see your fleshy face. Partings to you Oh DearOne To Our Non Existant Hearts
Signed
Ran & Dom Faeries
". . . Mom. . . T.T IM DEPRESSED" a tear rolled down her cheak as a credit card poped into existance in her hand, it had a lil glowing ball in the corner and looked very much like a visa card only with the words Navi-express imprinted apon it. "Faeries suck! -.-" Clutching the credit card in her hand, she didnt care if this was real or not. She would make Ran and Dom realize her existance even if it ment buying a castle in Hawaii!
Her mother patted her head and looked over the letter and they both jumped at a sudden "DING" and looked at the paper carefully
Analasis complete, You will be placed in the Honeycomb House. Please go to Wal-Marts dressing room, third door in on the left, knock on the mirror three times before shouting "FUGGLESTICKS" and simply walk through the mirror and you will arive at the True form of Wal-Mart, in other words the::
Witches
Academic
Luxurie
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Magic
Arts
Retail
Tel-tuo
Oh thats right. *Julie watched the letter a bit more as it wrote itself* Your Mudane, Tel-tuo means Outlet, the non-magic folk stole our word when they saw it through a magic mirror that had gone horribly worng after catching a round of the giggles, but that not the point. Follow the steps there and when you arive there should be another letter waiting for you with your school list.
Julie snorted XD "Woo yah, this is rich, cant wait to go to friken Wal-Mart and tell them that I got a letter from a School of Magic, and My FaerieFoster parents are letting me spend alot of money in order to get everything I want. . ." Julie paused agian thinking about the damnable Fairys and pulled her mom to the car "Common common, I need you to drop me off, Its time I did a little Shopping of my own >E"
Julie who tis not yet minty @ 11:30 p.m.
"Mail for Princess Ambzy-bee!" *said a voice with a slight 'buzz' sound to it* "Wai! Wai! Maaaiiiil for meee?!" *a girl's voice shouted happily* **this was the palace of the princess of the bumble bees. Ambzy-bee's palace was a big hive in the shape of a castle where her and her bumblebees and bumblebee-people lived. One of ambzy-bees royal subjects walked to the princess handing her a white envelope**
Ambzy-bee
MintyJulie
Chrissippoo
JoJo